do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When the financial aid office giving you the run around
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
motherfuck if that shit is small and mild then fuck it when you bout to have a baby. fuck it all.
like the thirst knows no bounds
i dont know why but my thirst for this man is immense
Sean Lowe’s live tweeting is a national treasure.